Thanks to the Supreme Court today, you exhaling is polluting the environment. That’s right, the carbon dioxide you breath out is a pollutant thanks to some moronic judges, who where last in science class when? Seriously, how can carbon dioxide be a pollutant? Do you know what would happen to the world if we removed this “pollutant” from the atmosphere?…
Category: Rants
Junk Mail
Being the lazy so-and-so I am (ugh!), I’ve been accumulating all of the various credit card offers, credit card bills, and other credit card communications for shredding for the last year. Why I don’t immediately shred them is a huge mystery, but I digress. Anyway, as I broke out the shredder, I was STUNNED at the number of credit card…
"Cuts" in the Federal Budget
Gah! I hate politicians and I hate certain political groups. I just saw some hideous commercial weaving a tale of doom on all because of the cuts to health care. If you see the commercial, you think that the budget submitted by the President is going to kill a lot of people and cause others to not have health care…
Vermont Teddy Bears — I Hate Your Commercial
Working at a job where we are locked on CNN for 12-hours (ugh!) in the middle of the night, I can’t help but notice EVERY stinking Valentine’s holiday, the absolutely HIDEOUS Vermont Teddy Bear commercial. If you’ve been under a rock, here it is (if the link is broken, they pulled the video): Yeah, so we have some girls who…
Bitter Cold Global Warming!
So I’m at working in the “fish bowl” command center with the giant monitor on the wall right in front of me having CNN on (because apparently, only CNN is safe to be seen by us or our customers who tour the facility). What are the smeggers going on about? The bitter cold that’s hitting parts of the nation. I…