I’m the Perfect Financial Manager!

Oh! Stop the job search now! I have to have this job no matter what!


Subject: Job Proposal (Specially for AstroNerdBoy)
From: “Diana Green” @gmail.com>
Date: Fri, March 6, 2009 5:00 pm
To: AstroNerdBoy
Priority: Normal

Dear AstroNerdBoy,

My name is Diana Green and I am a Chief Manager of HR Department of DC Group Inc.

This letter confirms that your resume (found at careerbuilder.com) has been duly processed and your skills completely meet our requirements for Financial Manager vacancy.

Iā€™m representative of a world-famous company founded and based in the USA, which deals with financial services like escrow services for buyers and sellers of online auctions around the world. We offer our services both on closed commercial auctions where the number of buyers is not large and on ebay.com, amazon.com, yahoo.com – popular online auctions.

Financial Agent position is:
– part-time (you can work only 2-3 hours a day (Monday through Friday).
– work at home (all communication is online).

What do you need? Internet access and e-mail.

This position is offered on a trial period (first month) basis. You will receive training and online support while working and being paid. Trial period is paid $2300/month. Also you will be keeping 8% commission from
every payment received from customer and successfully processed. Total income, with the current volume of clients, will be up to $4.5k per month. After first 30 days base salary will be increased up to $3k per month, plus 8% commission!

You may ask for additional hours after trial period, or proceed full-time.

If you are interested in our offer and would like to learn more about Financial Agent position, please send the filled form to Dc.diana.job@gmail.com

Our representative will contact you within 24 hours.

++++++++FORM++++++++FORM+++++++++++
First name:_____________________
Last name:___________________________
Country of residence:__________________
Contact phone:______________________
Preferred call time:_______________________
++++++++FORM++++++++FORM+++++++++++

We found your resume at www.careerbuilder.com. This letter confirms that your resume has been duly processed and your skills completely meet our requirements for the Financial Manager vacancy.

Best regards.
Diana Green

5 thoughts on “I’m the Perfect Financial Manager!

  1. qq

    It’s a scam šŸ™ here are some google results with the same email and an interchanged company name

    http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Chief+Manager+of+HR+Department+of%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    I’m fucked and without a job as well. When I found your post I was pretty psyched too because I have a CS background and you have an IT background (so it seems from a few of your posts).

    I was actually offered a lesser job than you. I guess I can’t win in any dimension.

    I knew it was weird I couldn’t find anything about their company and they didn’t link a site in the email. bah.

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  2. qq

    I just realized your post was sarcastic in regards to the job offer.

    I guess I’m the only idiot! šŸ˜‰ Tough times make people delusional.

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  3. AstroNerdBoy

    Hi qq — thanks for writing. Yeah, I was being sarcastic, but I can see how that was missed. ^_^ No worries.

    As to the job situation, I pray you find a job soon. I’m still waiting for an offer but we’ll see what happens. Sadly, our president is more interested in establishing a socialist nightmare than in fixing the problem with proven solutions. I’d love President Obama if he would follow President Reagan’s lead but alas, that’s not going to happen.

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  4. qq

    thank you, I wish you the best as well =)

    If you haven’t heard of it, indeed.com is a very good job searching site. I was able to work on contract for at&t by finding a job posting of theirs on it. It’s definitely worth a look, especially for IT/CS professionals like yourself!

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