Maybe its because I am suffering from mild stomach flu, but this has to be the wackiest spam message I’ve ever received.
|Subject:||Lesson Teacher Needed………|
Glad to tell you that,my son will be coming to the for United State for holiday.Will be more than glad if you can have private lessons with him everyday from 2pm-3pm or your suitable time(1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for two weeks making a total of ten lessons.If you can make it,kindly get back to me with the cost of your teaching for two weeks in the dates of Novmber 30th-15th.He will be coming to your house for 1 hour each day for two weeks.I have someone that will always drive him down to your house His name Sam,he is 13 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks and get back to me.Looking forward to read from you.
Yeah, let me reply to this e-mail immediately…not.
Work some tickets boy! We saved some for you.
Hmmm? Stomach flu? Is it that new strain of Japanese class stomach flu?
Are you having an avalance from you anus with all that stomach flu you have going on?
I think you need to eat more corn.
Is you projectile diarreaha better?
I’m just here for the free chicken. New grease forever!!
This blog needs more cornography.
Marc is such a bandwagon Rockies fan.
Greg Berry would be proud, but we’re not.
Calls a taxi to pick you up.
I hope your cornhole is burning!!!
are you guys talking about me?
did you run out of TP?
did Dana come over tonight?
I bet he gave you a giggly corn massage!
not so much
it’s 4 in da mornin’
you should be up cookin’ breffast
cackle lady say hello
Would you like a big cookie?
wonder if Greg will call in sick
Greg Berry called. He wants his excuse back.
What’s Japanese for “I’m not really sick.”?
Please give my son private lessons.
What is 5 – 2? It’s too many tickets for 3 people.
What did you swallow that gave you a party in your tummy?
when I wake up
you know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man that leaves you short by two
Hey post an x-ray of you giggly corn.
paybacks are a bitch.
I’m sending the whole front row over to your apartment.
Cropduster wants to come over and dust your crops.
Larry King and Kid Rock are coming over to check out your ass tattoo.
Crack Corn wants to come over and whistle sweet nothings into your ear.
you mean “Skid” Rock
Make sure you use plenty of new grease on your giggly corn. Less friction that way.
The guys at Tribal Wars called. They said to go to bed so that you will be able to make it into work from now on.
3 people, 1 more hour, what could go wrong?
The carrots want to go to the party in your hiney.
go Red Sox
Larry King is on again. Shoot me.
I sure do miss that muscly armed operator.
Bubb Rubb called. Says that he will be over to pick you up at 9. WOOO WOOO!
You know, I felt a little bad about calling in last night, but I see you guys were bored to death so now I feel MUCH better. Poor Mr. Perry must have been the only one working, eh?
ASB called in sick!!? Oh boy!! And you other guys must have been really bored!!