Wacked Spam

Maybe its because I am suffering from mild stomach flu, but this has to be the wackiest spam message I’ve ever received.

Subject: Lesson Teacher Needed………
From: “Jeff Kenneth”

Glad to tell you that,my son will be coming to the for United State for holiday.Will be more than glad if you can have private lessons with him everyday from 2pm-3pm or your suitable time(1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for two weeks making a total of ten lessons.If you can make it,kindly get back to me with the cost of your teaching for two weeks in the dates of Novmber 30th-15th.He will be coming to your house for 1 hour each day for two weeks.I have someone that will always drive him down to your house His name Sam,he is 13 years old. I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks and get back to me.Looking forward to read from you.

Best Regards

Mark John

Yeah, let me reply to this e-mail immediately…not.

Reader Comments

  1. The guys at Tribal Wars called. They said to go to bed so that you will be able to make it into work from now on.

  2. You know, I felt a little bad about calling in last night, but I see you guys were bored to death so now I feel MUCH better. Poor Mr. Perry must have been the only one working, eh?

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