Work

Skinny Updates

I’ve been asked what the latest is on Project Skinny, so here’s the “skinny” if you will (har!har!). For my specific team, all of the vestiges of Project Skinny are gone, except that now we do the same amount of work with a lot less people — 40% less people. ^_^; Being the skilled people we are, we obviously can…

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Work

A Return…Sort of

It’s been a while since I last wrote about The Company and Skinny Project. The Company removed some more people recently and as such, I’ve been returned to nights (which has good and bad like all things). Anyway, once The Company completed its second round of job removals, management decided to look at some things, specifically the function of the…

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Work

So, where were we?

It’s been a bit since I last posted on the joys of The Company. So, here’s an update. The pilot phase of the Skinny Project has completed. As expected, some people were let go because that was the point of the exercise — prove you could make the lazy, overpaid so-called workers do more with less people AND with lots…

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Work

Bottlenecks

It was another exciting week working for The Company. The Cheerleader picked up a job outside the company and I guess my manager is just going to retire. However, the most important thing I learned about this week was the true purpose of Skinny Project — bottlenecking! As I mentioned last week, gold plating service is public enemy #1 for…

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Rants

Gold Plating

Well, it has been another fun week at The Company with Skinny Project roaring like a giant T-rex looking for prey. That prey, of course, is us employees and one of its weapons is something called “gold plating.” For those who don’t know, “gold plating” is also described as over delivering on your product. So in our case, if we…

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